As Rampwick's fame spreads, we have found it increasingly difficult to cope with the transport logistics of getting disturbed patients seats on budget airlines. In particular, the mains outlets provided for laptop use on long haul flights are either missing or incapable of powering up our mobile ECT units.
Now these problems may be over as we have started our first overseas venture with a small rehabilitation unit somewhere in Spain. Alex, our nursing director there has a particular interest in compulsive bestiality and the role of prefrontal leucotomy in the treatment of mild anxiety states.
The facility, which could be descibed as basic at present has massive potential and is luckily situated far from any centres of habitation with a good power supply.
